Defying the Odds

Notice anything strange about this picture?



Did you see it?



Yep. That's a kiwi defying gravity on the end of my table.

I'm not even going to try to explain how that happened. Just know it had something to do with my daughter's fascination with dropping things off of her high chair and my attempts to catch it before it splatted on the floor.

Uses for an iClone

A while back, I posted about our Very Merry Christmas and some of the odd gifts my brother schemed up for each of us. One of the gifts that I didn't mention was a life-size cardboard cutout of Austin. Hilarious right? It gave us a big laugh but after the moment had passed, the question in my mind was, "What the heck are we going to do with this thing?"

Well, Austin found a good way to put his clone to use. The college ministry he works for, Vertias, recently had a conference in St. Louis. The clone of Austin made an appearance in front of the 150+ people there.  Not just any appearance. In fact, Austin's "iClone" had his own special powerpoint presentation of his good and bad uses.

He for sure got some good laughs out of this. Here is what they came up with:

Top Five Uses of an iClone

Top Five BAD Uses for an iClone

Eating Like a Big Girl!

httpv://youtu.be/6Pvfa0eTJQk

Mr. Fix-It at Work

It's 10:30 p.m. and I enter the bathroom with the intentions of brushing my teeth.

I find this.

...

Looks like I need to use the other bathroom.

Kisses from Adelyn

In case you missed it on my facebook...

httpv://youtu.be/RC9nutOfBfg

I Need a Gym Membership

Reason number 12 on why I need to join a gym:

The constant smothering of my dogs anytime I'm attempting to exercise on the floor.

"No, Mr. President"

"No, Mr. President..."

John Piper's Response to President Obama on Abortion:

httpv://youtu.be/O68MByaMVdM

This is powerful.